What is art?

Just curious to see what peopel think makes something "art"? Is Frank Lloyd Wright's "Fallingwater" house art, or is it craft?

How are we all?

Well, well, well,...... where do I begin? Lets start off with the drunken pee.
Isn't it great! Women, I'm pretty sure you can relate, because obviously you pee, and possibly more than me, but that's another discussion. I also have my theory on what you do when you go to the bathroom together, but that's for another time as well. Anyway, the drunken piss! I'm sure all of you guys have experienced it, and are reminiscing on its glory right now. It's almost the best thing in the world when you've been drinking and your at the point when you cant hold back anymore, you have to break the seel. So, you make make your way to the bathroom and whether you would like to admit it there is a certain amount of anticipation that has been building up.
Then, ahhhhhh, sweet release. Although, it doesn't end there. You just cant help it, without control you instinctively put your left forearm against the wall and lean forward. Oh, yeah! Now that's it. there is no better pee in the world! I know every man in the world can relate to it, and in a similar way women as well. I'm curious, obviously you don't lean foreword on your forearm, I think, so whats the distingueshing factor in your drunken pee?

This goes out to Caitlin for being awesome and reading my stripper blog. Hopefully this lives up to part of my title, random thoughts. Hope everyone has a good weekend.

peace,
oscar

Nothing puts me in a better mood quicker than porn!

It's been far to long since my last post, but I had to put my busy schedule on hold for a few minutes to share a funny tidbit of my life. Last Sunday I was working a double, which I hate, and a little into my second shift I was running out of energy and was on the quick track to a bad mood. Just as the light at the end of the tunnel seemed like it was dimming beyond reach the host ran up to me with some unbelievable news. Their was porn on two of the TVs! Instantly I was in a better mood. I'm not sure why, but she seemed to think this was a bad thing! She Didn't know what to do, and unfortunately I did the responsible thing and told her to turn them off. To bad I think there is nothing better than T n' A with some beer and hot wings.


p.s. It wasn't actually a real porn, just monsters ball, oh well better than nothing. The worlds not perfect.


Peace, Oscar

Christmas needs to get it's ass kicked!

I swear to god before we know it Christmas is going to be a year round event. every year stores start bringing out the Christmas stuff earlier and earlier. What really pissed me off was the five or so Christmas specials on this weekend. WTF! Thats retarded. It's not even thanksgiving. If I was a holiday I would be kicking christmas's ass! Awwghhh, I'm pissed!

A solute to the "BLoody Board!"

As I am sure you all will be glad to hear my liqueur tolerence is reasonably good as of right now. However, after a night including beer, rum, whisky, tequila, vodka, probably something else, and cigars i have to admit i have a slight hangover. There are many choices for that drink the next morning, of course you could just drink a beer, but there is also mimosas, brass monkey and my former favorite a bloody mary. this morning I decided to make a bloody mary to curve my withdrawal's, but we didn't have any vodka or bloody mary mix. Then with a little luck I found a can of tomato juice. I did have some vanilla vodka, which would probably taste worse than it sounds. A bottle of Tanqueray beckoned me as the best alternative. So I began to compose the Bloody Board!

1 1/2 oz. Tanqueray
10 oz. Tomato juice
1/4 oz. Green olive juice
1/4 oz. Worcestershire sauce
Dash of lime juice
Dash of Chalula hot sauce
Salt and pepper

At first i wasn't sure how this would turn out, but it ended up being rather good, so here's to the Bloody Board!

Peace
~Oscar

I've been putting it off long enough, it's time I write a few words on my recent trip to visit Timber and Brett in San Francisco. The first day was awesome. We went down to Haight street and looked around, then we sat at the Toronado for a few hours and had a few brews. After that we had some dinner and met Timber Down town for the Micheal Franti Concert, which kicked ass! After the concert at 2:00 AM we met a transvestite while we were waiting for the buss. We also visited the Kaz Vinayard and a couple other wineries while we were down there. The whole time down there was a blast. I can’t wait to go back.

Strippers have goals to!

I have been watching the olympics alot the last few days and I have two problems.

First, this whole Equestrian thing, what the hell! I can respect it as a sport, but I would not go as far as an olympic sport. Those horses do most of the work. We might as well put auto racing into the olympics. Dont get me wrong I love cars, but it's not an olympic sport. If they all used the same horse or car you might be able to judge the competitors, but until then quite wasting air time. I would rather watch womens beach volleyball!:)

More importantly, my second and more serious issue! Why is stripping not an Olympic sport! I know what most people are gonna say. You cant have naked women in the Olympics. WHY NOT. It's natural, and more importantly if you ever studied ancient Greece where the Olympics originated, you would know that the athletes were nude. Now that we cleared that up, it surely is a sport. It takes physical skill, physical fitness, training, practice. It's a mix between gymnastics and ballet! Can you do an inverted 1180 pole spin, I didnt think so! I think its about time they are recognized as the athletes they truly are.